Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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