Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
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there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
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Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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