I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
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Are you still at the party or did I leave?
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
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Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
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