physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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