some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
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