week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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