Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
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