So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
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