the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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