David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
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Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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