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ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.

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for doing what?

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for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.

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(248): ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day. (1-248): for doing what? (248): for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home. http://tfl.nu/ju4n

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure

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(506): drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure http://tfl.nu/j4nn

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(876): View more from Jamaica

you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom

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(876): you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom http://tfl.nu/vb0z

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.

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(401): okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly. http://tfl.nu/8lsw

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(503): View more from Oregon

My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.

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(503): My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours. http://tfl.nu/f53e

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.

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(413): I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date. (215): You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds. http://tfl.nu/2p7v

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(913): View more from Kansas

You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup

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(913): You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup http://tfl.nu/bt9z

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?

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(814): Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects? http://tfl.nu/389h

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(708): View more from Illinois

Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.

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(708): Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success. http://tfl.nu/6b9r

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(812): View more from Indiana

Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing

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(812): Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing http://tfl.nu/c12t

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(704): View more from North Carolina

He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong

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And?

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He melted the stem

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(704): He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong (980): And? (704): He melted the stem http://tfl.nu/v50e

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(419): View more from Ohio

Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.

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(419): Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me. http://tfl.nu/g7iq

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...

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(580): There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber... http://tfl.nu/bvkz

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...

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(910): Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history... http://tfl.nu/c2a0

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(773): View more from Illinois

okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.

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(773): okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis. http://tfl.nu/pm2x

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