Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
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Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
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I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.