I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
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My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
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Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife