So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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