Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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