Christians are straight up FREAKS
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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