It's Friday. Sex?
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
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How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Go christen that room with your naked body.
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A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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