I'm going to rape someone's good day.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
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I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
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I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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