hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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