it wasn't lemon gatorade
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
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I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
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The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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