did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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