Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize
