so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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