Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Randomize
