omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
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I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
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