the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
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Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
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What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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