How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Randomize
