Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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