i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I just want nice things and good sex
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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