Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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