i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
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It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
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Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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