Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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