I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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