So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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