why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
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My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
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Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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