he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
How's work?
Spinning.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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