would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
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he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
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Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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