So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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