dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
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Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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