white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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