An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
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He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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