so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
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We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
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Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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