Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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