careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
You were trust falling into bushes
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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