I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
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He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
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Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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