i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize