I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Randomize
