in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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