I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Randomize
