whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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