I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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