I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
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we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
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if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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