I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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