Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
another moral hangover. fuck.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
