So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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