i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
As shirtless as possible
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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