...so i touched it.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
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We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
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On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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