I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
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yeah...that's gonna come up in court
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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