i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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